I will do my best to be
honest and fair,
(I'll tell you what I want, and won't cinch too tightly)
friendly and helpful,
(Slow kisses and a guiding hand)
considerate and caring,
(You tell me what you want, and I will aplige)
courageous and strong, and
(adventurous and willing)
responsible for what I say and do,
and to
respect myself and others,
respect authority,
(Yes, mistress)
use resources wisely,
(*to keep this PG, please use your own imagination*)
make the world a better place,
(Love, sex, kisses, cuddles)
and be a sister to every Girl Scout
(;))

*cackle*

Over in the T-shirt thread in the BMan tribe, someone suggested doing Cartman in Ranger khakis yelling "RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!"

I think your compromise is perfectly reasonable.